Somebody Slap Me, Can't Be This Happy

11:00 pm on Cinco de Mayo, on a saturday night, stuck studying domestic relations law in Macon.


Doesn't get much better than this!

How's everyone else's night going?

What happened to the blog?

NR

योयो!

WHOA!

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I love her.


rt

Rasbert...

Y'all still doing your diddly little breakfast club thing on thursday morning? if so, can i come to your diddly little breakfast club thing on thursday morning? Please let me know if, when, and where said diddly little breakfast club will be. thank you and good night.

Sorry to be lame, but does anyone know if anyone other than the old EEs read this thing? I wrote a vignette that contains some gritty stuff, and I just had to ask that before I post it.

Love,
Tom Hart

Vignette (I think)

School is like this never ending stream of things to get done - a paper, two quizzes, and a test next Wednesday, for example - and I don't want to do them, even though I believe them to be important and worth while, I just don't care that much, so I do enough to get by and complain alot, but I feel like I'm not taking advantage of the situation - being in college where it's basically my job to learn, which is an idea that sounds great and romantic until I have to do it and realize I'm lazy and just don't care enough for it to matter that much, kind of like the way I deal with God, who I claim as my very reason for being and who I love to talk about (with the right people, people who are gonna make me feel good about what I say, either by agreeing with me or disagreeing in a way that makes me feel venerated in my convictions) but who in actuality I rarely even consider, not that I don't do God-related stuff, but when I do, I'm serving self way more than him, and it blows my mind that I can do things like spend a week "serving" in Mississippi, preaching his gospel in word and deed, and spend three hours looking at porn and masturbating the day after I get back, so what I'm saying is my life is characterized by a lot of hypocrisy because it's like I have two kinds of belief: one type that I like, that sounds good to me, that I wish was true of me, that I work to prove to other people is true of me, and another type that dictates my behavior, that almost always supersedes type one belief, that allows me to slack off in school and jack off when I'm alone and bored, and I'm a mess.

Help me Lord Jesus.

Just the Two of Us

I had a country ham biscuit and grits, Rob had a piece of country ham, two eggs over easy, toast, and grits. I got to Mayflower a few minutes earlier than Robert, and I was privy to the energetic discourse amongst a group of old men who were seated behind me. They were rehashing the fall of the Roman empire (not joking). It was very educational and all who were not in attendance missed out on some very good points concerning the Goths.

Breakfast with two is good, but breakfast with more is better. The Breakfast Club will be taking a week off for spring break, but will came back roaring with its fifth installment two weeks from today.

"Hey hey Momma, said the way you move, gonna make you sweat, gonna make you groove... buh duh Duh DUh duh DUH duh..."

Derek Webb

Hey Guys- thought I'd let you know that Derek Webb is playing at Eddie's Attic Wednesday night in Decatur. It's a really cool venue that offers an intimate atmosphere. My roomate, myself and some of his friends are making the trip. Tickets are still on sale on the Eddie's Attic website for only 11 bucks. I'd love to see some of you guys if you can schedule the trip last minute. Later hombres.

-Nick

Holy Guacamole!

http://flagpole.com/News/Features/Enlisted/2007-02-28


Remember this guy?

A Mayflower Thursday

Hello fellow "admitted to the light[ers],"

Andrew and I will join company this thursday morn to celebrate and give thanks for the namesake of said restaurant. Yay pilgrims and Indians too, although they didn't have anything to do with the actual namesake as they only helped to poor white man survive that terrible first winter for which the pilgrims responded by throwing a feast and then giving the Indians all the diseases and the trail of tears and liquor.

Cynicism aside, come feast with us and join in enlightened conversation devoid of cynicism and dripping in intellectual stimulation.

So come and eat with us.

rt

Breakfast Club: IV

Well, once again it was a total no show in support of morning brotherhood and good eats. Robert and I severely enjoyed ourselves at Five Points Waffle House and did not miss the lack of company, although more warm bodies could have possibly made the experience more enjoyable.

Next week, there will be a change of location; Mayflower Restaurant downtown. Mayflower is home to Athens' finest country ham biscuit. Rob and I will surely be there, all others are welcome to attend. If truancy is continued, these invitations may one day cease.

The Breakfast Club

Guys,

The 3rd installment of The Breakfast Club will be meeting at Five Points Waffle House on Thursday morning! Robert and I have been holding meetings by ourselves, but we wanted to make sure that everyone knew they were invited! Robert gets there pretty early, I usually arrive around 7:45 or 8:00.

For two weeks in a row, we have both eaten the same thing! (I order the Texas Cheesesteak, Robert gets the Texas Patty Melt). Will this shocking trend continue? Come to Waffle House to find out!

Comment to let us know if you're coming!

Vignettes!

According to webster's dictionary a vignette is......


Nono, I will not go that cheeseball lazy route and will just give the definition of what I think one is for our purposes here.

"a slice of life!"

I think it would be rad if everyone posted a 1 sentence long (no length limit otherwise) vignette illustrating what is going on in their lives right now. I think that would be rad and exciting.

Alliteration and assonance get two bonus points, while onomatopoeia is not allowed and is a tool of the ignorant (ignorant: liking "Ladykillers" - Hahahah good one robert).

Don't let the punctuation man hold you down any longer! Embrace your freedom, its yours!


rt

Top 2 Worst Movies of all Time!

Top 2 Worst Movies Ever

1. Ladykillers
2. Almost Heroes

Number of those Movies Ben has on his "Favorite Movie" List.
1. Lady Killers


Andrew and I are going to a Tool concert. You also should come to the Tool concert.

I am in Torts and my professor called on me last time and my voice didn't crack violently like the first time, and I was happy that it didn't crack this time because that was really embarasssing although he was the only person to notice since everyone else was shuffling with relief at not being called on and I cracked immediately but then got calm and Amos is now 3 months old and can hold his bladder for more than 35 minutes at a time which is nice because there is no pee on the linoleum and he likes to fetch for 5 or ten minutes before becoming distracted and running away and man I love waffle house coffee and where were you Jason sick or what cause that is what Andrew said that was what was wrong with you and apparently the rest of you do not understand what is RSVP is man.

Waffle House?

I'll be there at 7:00 on Friday morning. Andrew I'll pay this time. Everyone else come. They have delish arabica cafe and texas patty melts and waffles and sweet tea and bert's chili.

'i don't know what it is but i want it'


rt